My brother got home yesterday, which is great for two reasons: I haven't seen the kid in over a year and he brought home my new whip, a Kia Rio which traded him for a new Ipod. Great deal right?!! I have never had so much love for something so shitty before (the car). It's way better looking than the Lumina that I previously owned, but I'm pretty sure everything that can be wrong with a car, is wrong with my new ride. The breaks blow. It takes about 20 minutes to actually come to a stop, and I'm pretty sure the breaks on my bike are better. The drivers side window does not roll down, the passenger side door must be opened by pulling hard and downwards on a rigged up string, one of the back doors doesn't open, the left turn signal must be manually turned off, the windshield wiper reservoir is broken so I gots no wipin' fluids, the CD player doesn't work nor the cigarette lighter, the windshield is cracked to shit, I've already broken most of my nails trying to get all the dumb stickers off, there's random squeals and ticks and I'm sure a ton of things are wrong on the inside. Either way, I love this thing, it'll get me to Winni and back to see ma babygurl and with the cold weather coming it'll be nice to drive!
****Update: This happiness ended abruptly. The piece of shit was quoted as "costing thousands of dollars" to safety, and shall be taken to the wrecker in the next few days. Shit.
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